The iPhone is a very complicated beeper type wireless telephone, formed on 2G (or Two-Geez) cellular technology. You can use it to perform X-Rays, check your e-mail, evict non-paying tenants, or play your music far too loud. Now if you kids could get off my lawn, I would appreciate it.

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